A cowboy rat in a bandana lassoing the moon under a starry sky, over the RRB Rat River Boys logo
Not responsible for lost wives, lost panties, or lost teeth.

Your mom's favorite band. Got a venue that needs its reputation ruined?

Wisconsin's filthiest honky tonk band. We play the songs your granddad got divorced to, three times, to the same woman.

Where we're drinkin' next Book these degenerates

Upcoming shows

Come get loose. Stay loose. Call in sick.

Next show: Station 1 Brewing, Suamico
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  • Oct10
    Station 1 Brewing
    Suamico, WI
    7 PM
  • Oct17
    Plymouth Arts Center
    Plymouth, WI
    7 PM
  • Nov21
    Fletch's Local Tap House
    Oshkosh, WI
    8 PM

Bring cash for the tip jar and a designated driver. We are not driving your drunk ass home, Brenda. Designated drivers drink free. Just kidding, they drink water, the losers. Leave the kids with grandma. She's coming out too, though.

New dates hit our Facebook first

The sound

Golden age country, served warm, flat, and a little hungover.

We play the real stuff. The records that came out of jukeboxes in bars with sawdust on the floor, a lady named Darlene on her fourth husband, and a fistfight in the parking lot by 11.

No bro country. No songs about tailgates or sippin' on Fireball. If there's no steel guitar crying in it, we don't know it, and we are not learning it for your cousin's wedding. Unless he pays. Then we'll learn anything.

We run our own sound, so all you gotta do is pour. Heavy.

  • Merle Haggard Sang about prison because he'd been there
  • Waylon Jennings Did more cocaine than your whole county
  • Willie Nelson Smoked weed on the White House roof. Look it up.
  • Loretta Lynn Would kick your ass
  • George Jones Drove a mower to the bar
  • Hank Williams Pills, whiskey, and heartbreak. Our role model.

Posted by the stage, legally binding

House rules.

  1. Requests go in the tip jar. A five gets you a song. A twenty gets you a song and our respect.
  2. We will not play Wagon Wheel. Ask again and we play it for 45 minutes straight.
  3. Dance like your ex is watching. They are. They're with someone worse.
  4. Cry during a George Jones song and the next round's on the drummer.
  5. Line dancing requires a minimum of four drinks and a signed waiver.
  6. Hitting on the band is encouraged. Hitting the band is a misdemeanor.
  7. If you lose your panties on the dance floor, we're keeping them for the merch table.
  8. The bathroom is not a VIP room. Get a motel.
  9. Married folks may only dance with someone else's spouse after 10 PM.
  10. Anyone caught line dancing sober will be asked to leave.
  11. If you throw your bra, throw a twenty with it.
  12. Slow songs are for grinding, not for texting your ex.

The tip jar

Feed the band.

It's fake money. We still appreciate it more than your applause.

Go on. Nobody's watching.
Tonight's take: $0

Crime scenes

Places that somehow let us back in.

  • Harley-Davidson Museum Bike NightMilwaukee
  • Hometown DaysVerona
  • Hagemeister ParkGreen Bay
  • South Park Food Truck FridayOshkosh
  • Wisconsin State Fair, Miller Lite StageWest Allis
  • Tosa FestWauwatosa

Merch table

Coming soon. Probably.

Coming soon
RRB Koozie
$5

Keeps your beer cold and your hands out of trouble.

Coming soon
"Not Responsible" Panties
$15

Lose them at the show. Legally, that's on you.

Coming soon
Brenda's Designated Driver Tee
$20

For the saint who drives everybody home and hates all of you.

Coming soon
"Worse Decisions" Trucker Hat
$25

Pairs well with a mullet and a restraining order.

Men's room, stall two

Written on the bathroom wall.

For a good time call
920-555-0169
ask for Darlene Save a horse, ride a Rat River Boy WAGON WHEEL SUCKS Left my dignity and my panties in stall three RRB > your ex Brenda was here. So was her husband's truck. Ran into my ex here. Worse decisions were made. The fiddle player owes me $20 and an apology The drummer's got small sticks Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a cover and the band just started Your mom's favorite band. Ask her. Stop reading the wall and go dance
RRB Rat River Boys logo with a rat crouched under a white circle
LAST CALL

Booking

Got a venue that needs its reputation ruined?

Bars, breweries, festivals, divorce parties, backyard blowouts. We'll turn your place into a country night, drag a crowd in, and leave before anyone checks the bathroom.

Or slide into our DMs on Facebook. We answer faster than your ex.

  • Mostly sober
  • We run our own sound
  • Will play for beer (and money)
  • Long sets, short memories

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